Miller's computer almost gives him a stroke, Lerch uses sarcasm as a parenting tool, and Kelly goes on the offensive. It's all here, and you will be less intelligent after listening. Thanks for tuning in.

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Kelly considers selling her body to alleviate her financial woes, Wade hates Pin's loud Harley, and the crew tries to figure out where a tranny would do prison time.

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Pin discovers a Canadian beer conspiracy, and Wade ponders the dangers of making his own potato vodka.

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Once again the RTRadio crew proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that they should never make their opinions known to anyone outside of a psyche ward. The origin of "Wade Jordan" is revealed and Miller talks about gay Natives.

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The Honky Tonk Hustla's join the RTRadio crew this week to pick the winner of the listener contest. Thanks to all who entered, and stay tuned for the next batch of free stuff we'll be giving away!

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RTRadio hits the rails once again with the train wreck you've come to know and hate.

Special guest this week is Mikey Pain, lead singer from Oi band Labor Force based out of Cleveland, Ohio. Four men, raised on the blue collar ethics of the rustbelt, form the voice of the world's disenfranchised working class. Otherwise known as Labor Force, they spout their proletariat gospel of a better tomorrow over a backdrop of punk rock progressions. Oi from the Motherfuckin Rust Belt!!
Mikey covers all aspects of being part of Labor Force, from the trials of used up groupies, to drunken door men not collecting cover charge. Mikey laced up his boots and brought it, leaving no question that they are a "Force" to be reckoned with.

Pin fires back at Kelly over her unfounded claims about Canadian healthcare, and Lerch disputes with Wade the advantages of using porta-potty's as a landing strip.

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A skeleton crew of Wade, Kelly, and Pin get after it this week and congratulations are in order as Kelly comes back from the MS walk with her chapter raising over $17,000.
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It wouldn't be RTR without somebody getting pissed off, and Wade does a good job of getting under Kelly's skin.

Thanks for listening, and we'll see ya next week!

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Flatulence seems to be the underlying theme this week, as the crew tries desperately to make believe they've got the skills to pull off a show. As it turns out, they are sadly mistaken and things go south real quick, once again becoming the train wreck you've become all to familiar with.

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Wondering if the stripper you saw friday night and can't stop jerkin off to is the right one for you?
Not sure what the requirements are for getting kicked out of a government office in Quebec?
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For answers to all the questions you've always had but have been afraid to ask......look no further.

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Follow all intstructions exactly. Any minor variation in concentration could prove disasterous.

Tune in now to become part of the horribley mediocre lives that become the chaos that is.......Repetitive Trauma Radio

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Repetitive Trauma Radio will not leave you feeling cut off after this latest episode. Lerch hosts as Wade gets a hair across his ass, and battles with his identity. Circumcision, Harley Mamas, and the latest news to stimulate your spiral ganglion. Musical spots are from RTR's 2 new favorite bands, Dunghill from Denmark and Honky Tonk Hustlas from Montgomery, Alabama.

Enjoy the show and remember, don't walk the path we dare to tread. Repetitive Trauma Radio.

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Repetitive Trauma Radio Show #28

Featured band this week is The Honky Tonk Hustlas. A rockabilly/country band from Alabama who blend traditional American roots music with their own rowdy style of raw, outlaw country hellfire. They join the RTR crew from the road to talk about their music and give us some insight into the lives of some real shit-kickin, downhome boys.

Midget gets fired up on the topic of federal aid, and we learn why you don't want a last name of Cockshott. You know us, you love to hate us, Repetitive Trauma Radio!

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Featured band this week is Dunghill. A metal/rock band from Denmark, the lead singer, Henrik joins the RTR crew to talk about their music and show us that the Danes really know how to mix it up.

From rodents to retards, and much to Kelly's chagrin, Midget and Pin unwittingly attempt to set a record of how many different groups of people they can manage to offend in just one segment. You know us, you love to hate us, Repetitive Trauma Radio!

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Things go real smoothly with a full house of Midget, Kelly, Lerch, Pin and returning champ Sean, until they actually try to do a show. That's when it becomes the clusterfuck you know and love.......Repetitive Trauma Radio.

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A big revelation from Miller this week concerning incontinence, and Midget gets too drunk to plumb.

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With a trumpeting, overmodulated belch, Midget sets the tone as he asks the group what we did over the holidays, while scratching his itchy balls.

We soon find out that drama has been plaguing the Midget palace as the fat little fucker waves goodbye to his estranged family; most of whom have the Mrs. Midget stilletto fuck me pumps hanging out of each of their bleeding assholes.

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After a long battle with technical demons, RTR finally returns with a groundbreaking, exclusive interview. Former intern for the Bubba The Love Sponge Show, host of the Bubba Army Radio Network, and good friend of RTR, MiniNorm comes in to tell his side of the story. After being shit on by the BRN repeatedly, MiniNorm finally had enough and contacted Bubba. RTR has the exclusive interview, and Sean "MiniNorm" Marley reveals what TRULY happened that fateful day in the BRN studio.

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It's a full house this week with threats of murder and rampant fuckery as the RTR crew cover the hard hitting issues that are weighing on everyone's minds.

what would Kelly look like as wonderwoman
how to avoid a snowball
redneck weddings
bar brawls
japanese porn

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Friend of RTR, Dave (jdplvy), leaves a special shoutout to members of www.howardshrine.net on the RTR hotline. Midget and Miller hash out their differences when Miller brings special information regarding the arrival of aliens. Will this be enough to send Midgetmark over the edge? Or will Miller step up and knock the little Boss Man down a couple pegs? A guaranteed painful listening experience.
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Kelly, Lerch, and Pin help Midget and his dog through their respective digestive issues. All the while, in true A.D.D. fashion, butchering the topics of the day: Miller's band debacle, beer goggles, Elite XC vs UFC, West Virginia vs. Nebraska, Obama vs. Mcain, Hair vs. Au Natural, names for female genitals. and list goes on........... Guaranteed to be an excrutiating experience, we bring you another week of Repetitive Trauma.
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Kicking off the show, RTR's favorite listener Deadbynoon calls in to correct Midget's theory that he's a girl. It's an all out clusterfuck once again this week, as RTR finally gets the internet phenomenon DAVE(jdplvy) as a guest!! While Pin barrages him with sound effects, Midget tries his best to wrangle him, but DAVE won't have it. Between the wrestling style promos and arguing politics with Kelly, DAVE manages to tell us about his own live video show on Wedneday nights. (9 o'clock eastern after Knight Rider) http://www.livevideo.com/jdplvy07 Tune in and be traumatized.
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With Midgetmark a no-show.......Kelly, Lerch, and Pin attempt to create some semblence of a show. They do receive a little help from Midget when he calls in to talk about his Nebraskan sex toy party. It's all rollin along smoothly until Pin brings in his Canadian cohorts, Miller and Scott the Canadian Killer. Miller trys his hand at band recruiting, creating nothin but pain for the rest of the crew. Things rapidly spin out of control in a way that can only be labelled as Repetitive Trauma.
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DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! Midgetmark gets impatient in his quest for a defibrillator, and in the process demonstrates precisely why you should NEVER make your own and try it at home. Pin and Kelly can't believe their ears when they hear the result. Only on RTR can such chaos be allowed to run free and unchecked.
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Kelly gets busted watching gay porn, Midget makes a list of demands (including a giraffe and 20 Japanese business men), and Pin is finally vaporlocked. Lerch makes a fly-by and professes his love for beer. It's all rounded out with the burning question..........threesome or gangbang?
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Hungover and bleary eyed, Midget and Pin kick off the 1st official show after the vacation. A few members of the RTR crew check in over the course of this debacle, but, in the end, it all boils down to these 2 undersexed, insufficiently endowed freaks once again peppering Kelly/MsRedneck with a barrage of inappropriate questions in some twisted hope that they might have a snowballs chance in hell of being worthy enough to even walk on the same ground that she may have, at one time, pointed to on a map. Pathetic, traumatizing, and once again unlistenable.............
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With the rest of the RTR crew thinkin they're entitled to a Howard Stern type vacation, Midgetmark and Pin stumble into the studio in search of empties they can return for more beer money. They decide to fire up the equipment and offer some random chatter to work out the cobwebs before the rest of the lazy bitches return.
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With the RTR Continental Studio empty for the summer, nothing but the sounds of crickets has eminated as of late. Strangely enough, with the entire crew on vacation, the janitor still managed to find something air worthy sittin untouched on the cutting room floor. Thanks to our dumbass producer, this show never made it to air before he ran off on vacation. I s'pose the poor Canuck was probably worried it might snow before he got to the beach. We'll be back next week, well, at least we're s'posed to be. Who knows with this group of miscreants Here it is, the "post" 4th of July show.
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Summer is obviously in full swing, as 80% of the RTR crew is a no show this week. One can only assume that with Kelly smokin blunts with various bands, 1FineAries sittin in jail for beating his wife for not havin a penis, and Pin cruisin around his hometown drunk and naked on a lawn tractor; Midgetmark and Lerch are the only reliable, die hard members left to traumatize us. It all begins with the coming of the apocolypse, Randy deals with a plague of locusts while Midget battles tornados. If not for Indy riding in to save the day, this broadcast may well have been a write off. From the Limey's rippin off American television, to women drivers and hookers losin money due to high gas prices, it's auditory torture as per usual.
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His majesty and illustrious RTR host MidgetMark is MIA when some random late night, behind the scenes chatter quickly turns into a spur of the moment show. Listen in as Sean "MiniNorm" Marley, Indy, and Pin try and hash out some drama with RTR's two interns, Miller and Billy the Butt-Pirate. The debacle that ensues quickly becomes an all out train wreck when the 2 Canucks, Miller and Pin, in some kind of unexplained, twisted patriotic bonding ritual attempt to hold their own in a truly drunken hoser/hockey nut Canadian fashion. Once again, our name has become our disclaimer............ Repetitive Trauma.
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An RTRadio milestone is reached with our 10th aired show, and we continue to bring you the RT gritty style you know and deserve! This weeks episode features a full house with Midget, Kelly, Lerch, Aries, and Pin. Give us some feedback on the first ten shows. Tell us we suck, but tell us why! Sean "Mini-Norm" Marley starts us off with another installment of RTRadio Idol, and really does ol' Thourogood justice. The mood actually gets serious for a bit with some talk of inter-North American relations(or lack of), and some opinions on how the U.S. government is running things. Is it still about "we the people"? Not to worry though, things are back to normal quickly with; Aries venting some road rage right from the rig, we discuss our universal weakness for infomercials and how they've sucked us in, the subject of tornadoes and trailerparks, and of course the masturbation value of shitting in porn! Finally Pin ends the night with a bloody hilarious drunken, absinthe induced story which involves a naked lawn tractor ride through downtown Calgary. Enjoy!
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MidgetMark brings his offering to the RTRadio Idol contest. You'll have to hear it to believe it.

This week the RTR crew bring a special "mini-spoghtlight" presentation with a no holds barred look into the life and times of former Bubba intern and one of the founding members of RTR's beginnings, The B*A*R*N, Sean "MiniNorm" Marley. We hear about the trials and tribulations of breaking into the broadcast and the boot camp that was a Bubba the Love Sponge internship.

Drunk on power(and god knows what else), Midget decides torturing one Canadian isn't enough, so he brings in another. When Fred "Miller" Ackleberry hits the stage its an all out clusterfuck. From drunken parrot impressions to random moose sightings, this installment can only be descibed one way. Repetitively Traumatizing.

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With more dedication than "60 Minutes", Kelly, Lerch, Midgetmark, Aries and Pin tackle some tough issues and search for answers to some of the hard hitting questions facing the world today. And this crew won't stop until they've got the answers the world has been waiting for..... "Why isn't there any Eskimo midget porn?" "Do kangaroos keep their babies in the pouch when they hump?" "How will everyone afford to buy the good beer with gas prices so high?" Also debuting this week, the second contestant on RT Idol, Indy, with his rendition of Steppenwolf's "Born to be Wild". Has the old guy got the lung capacity to finish the chorus? It's a performance you don't wanna miss! rtradioshow@yahoo.com www.myspace.com/rtradioshow 1-225-304-0787

Midget Meltdown!! The little bugger finally snaps under the pressure and goes off the deep end, lashing out at 1FineAries, blowing speakers and meter levels in the process. The FTE takes it like a defiant toddler with arms crossed and a wide stance. Also debuting this week, the first contestant in RTRadio Idol, Kelly, with her version of "Figured You Out" by Nickleback. Will the crew man up and risk hurting the Sultry Southern Seductress' feelings? Better than the second coming of Christ, this week's show heralds the return of Lerch to the airwaves! It's a full house with our ball bustin FTE 1FineAries, Sean "MiniNorm" Marley, and the rest of the RTR crew. Yet another traumatizing debacle from your favourite crew of misfits.
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Once again, the RTR crew is all over the road, bringing you the train wreck you've come to expect. From Kelly's tampon brand, to Midget's inlaw problems the conversation quickly reaches the boiling point as Pin calls in some Canadian back-up to deal with Midget's anti-Canada rhetoric. With a cameo appearance by Indy and special guests Scott "The Canadian Killer" and Fred "Miller" Ackleberry, this week's show is sure to traumatize the senses of even the most veteran listener. Special thanks for this weeks musical contribution from Within Chaos. www.myspace.com/withinchaos Don't forget to give us a call 225-304-0787 www.myspace.com/rtradioshow email us at rtradioshow@yahoo.com

Hosted by Midgetmark and his mexican counterpart, Emmanuel; Pin and Kelly take a call from our hard workin over the road FTE, 1FineAries. From keepin the wife in line with body slams to dealing with more animals than the North Shore Animal League to punchin out CB Radio tough guys, Aries opens up and gives us a glimpse into the world of tryin to keep it together from thousands of miles away from home.

Crammed fuller than Akira's gash after a pizza delivery this weeks show has been posted in 2 parts. RTR launches it's 5th show with special guest host Sean "Mininorm" Marley. Sean quickly puts the cocky Canadian, Pin, in his place while rolling out Indy's brainchild, RTR IDOL! Indy calls in to justify his burial of the RTR members, and gives little console to those who argue. Politics and the battle between North and South precede a call from Todd/XMEcutioner promoting the Gamer Geeks segment, when something from Midget's nether-regions cause the crew to abandon the idea of Kelly showin some skin to get her car at a discount.

Unveiling the RTR Hotline!! 1-225-304-0787 Kicking off the show with another great hit from Dickie Weed, RTR Diehards Midgetmark, Kelly, and Pin form a skeleton crew once again to mull over archaic laws, incompetent gas jockeys, and "borrowing" various modes of transportation. After the smoke clears, the conversation takes the inevitable turn to Kelly's undergarments, death, taxes, and the general decline of the world. GET DICKIE WEED AT www.cdbaby.com/dickieweed OR DOWNLOAD AT www.itunes.com/dickieweed ALSO VISIT DICKIE AT http://www.garageband.com/artist/dickieweed1 Special thanks to the Dickie!!!

A clusterfuck of chemistry, Indy, Pin and Kelly kick things off with local weather, gas prices and other inane chatter including a quick review of the upcoming GAME GEEKS SHOW! [www.gameindustry.com] - Dickie Weed returns to the stage and commands a full segment featuring his unique comedy wit and style. [www.myspace.com/Dickieweed] - Midgetmark wanders in full union-worker style prompting Indy to exit stage left. After sparking an impromptu "State of the Music Industry Address". As the show draws to conclusion only the heart and soul of RTRADIO is left as Pin and Midge undress Kelly before she leaves. They contemplate their distrust for the female species and vow to get in touch with their feminine side. Repetitive Trauma Radio....

Evil tortures and Comedy Tunage from Mr.Dickie Weed http://www.myspace.com/dickieweed check him out folks. And Thanks to Dickie for gracing our show! More to follow in weeks ahead. Midget tackles the USA and Pin hoses Canada with bits & pranks.Lerch lurks & Kelly wraps it up with a brand new edition of her sultry & sexy story series. Repetitive Trauma Radio..get it before it gets you!

Wednesday, Mar 19, 2008 Amidst major technical difficulties, Repetitive Trauma Radio comes at you again with another edition. OH, Canada! The show starts with a new parody theme song by our favorite canuck Pin. Pin defends his Homeland to the hilt, holding off the crew from the USA. Introducing Aires to the show, Sean (MiniNorm), hosts with Indy, Lerch, MidgetMark,and Kelly in tow. Government Policies, Greedy Lawyers, Intoxicating Inhalants, and a Special Shoutout to Sandman, who has enlisted in the U.S. Army. Grab the Repetitive Trauma Radio Show before it grabs you.